Mom: Look what I made Splash!
Me: OMG, a new set of awnings and a placemat for picnicware to match!!
Mom: Yeppers, isn't that the coolest fabric ever?!
Me: Absolutely! It matches me perfectly!!
Mom: April Fools . . . it's for Dash-T@B and her Momma Mary, not for you.
Me: That's just plain cruel Mom, just plain cruel.
"Peace, Love, & A Cruel April Fool's Joke